2008:
FC Dallas at Houston Dynamo: Yeah, this article won't pass muster with your parental controls settings. Fair warning. 06.27.2008
FC Dallas at New York Red Bulls: Game 1 of the Schellas Hyndman era. Seriously. (Yes, that's three coaches this year.) 06.21.2008
Chicago Fire at FC Dallas - Photos: Just what The Oven needed: Fire! 06.15.2008
FC Dallas at New England Revolution: Otherwise known as "Brazil/Venezuela pre-game." 06.06.2008
FC Dallas at Colorado Rapids: I can't imagine 3 games in 8 days will have any negative repercussions. Hi, I'm the FCD front office! 06.01.2008
Houston Dynamo at FC Dallas - Photos: Marco Ferruzzi for... some as yet undetermined elected political office! 05.29.2008
Real Salt Lake at FC Dallas: The Marco Ferruzzi era begins. Seriously. 05.25.2008
LA Galaxy at FC Dallas - Photos: Oh my God, it's Beckham! It's a sign! 05.18.2008
FC Dallas at Real Salt Lake: Well, at least they won't have Rice-Eccles Stadium to kick around anymore. 05.14.2008
FC Dallas at San Jose Earthquakes: I may have to start reviewing some other teams for variety. Or sanity. 05.05.2008
New England Revolution at FC Dallas: I think I figured out why attendance has been so lousy this season. 04.26.2008
FC Dallas at CD Chivas USA: Could I be any happier? Well, yeah, sadly. 04.23.2008
New York Red Bulls at FC Dallas - Photos: Got my hat, got my blanket, low camera batteries, it's dark outside, and I'm wearing sunglasses. Let's rock! 04.13.2008
FC Dallas at Houston Dynamo: Desperately seeking standings points at The Rob. And maybe exorcising a demon or two. 04.06.2008
CD Chivas USA at FC Dallas - Photos: Is it next year already? 03.31.2008
2007:
2007 Wrapup: Waiting until next year. 12.30.2007
FC Dallas at Houston Dynamo (Semifinals Round 2): We had joy, we had fun, we had soccer in the sun... (Spoiler alert.) 11.02.2007
Houston Dynamo at FC Dallas (Semifinals Round 1) - Photos: Yes, playoffs! But for how long? 10.27.2007
KC Wizards at FC Dallas - Photos: Come on, playoffs. Playoffs? 10.20.2007
CD Chivas USA at FC Dallas - Photos: You want a GK duel? You got one! 10.12.2007
2007 Lamar Hunt US Open Cup Final - Photos: Revenge of the NERds. 10.04.2007
Houston Dynamo at FC Dallas - Photos: Bad, awful, bad, bad, you have got to be kidding me, ugh, grrr, come on, WHAT?! 10.01.2007
Chicago Fire at FC Dallas - Photos: Sniff sniff - smells like... brimstone! 09.21.2007
FC Dallas at New England Revolution: One to grow on, but wasn't that supposed to happen after last time? 09.17.2007
Toronto FC at FC Dallas - Photos: I know what you're thinking. Did FCD score 5 goals, or 6? 09.09.2007
DC United at FC Dallas - Photos: Well, uh, just wait until that reserves game on Sunday, tough guy! 09.01.2007
Columbus Crew at FC Dallas - Photos: Or, A Clockwork Orange on grass. 08.12.2007
Colorado Rapids at FC Dallas - Photos: But wait, even better photos here! And two questions: Do they make a Ray Burse jersey, and have you ordered yours yet? 08.05.2007
Pachuca at FC Dallas (Superliga) - Photos: Quite possibly THE best photos to date. But you know what's better? Seeing the game at the stadium! 07.30.2007
FC Dallas at DC United: Heart, heart, heart. 07.15.2007
Colorado Rapids at Chicago Fire - Photos: I came, I saw, I should have brought books to read. 07.10.2007
FC Dallas at Colorado Rapids: Takin' it to the thugs. 06.23.2007
FC Dallas at Real Salt Lake: If only they could play the games on paper. 06.15.2007
LA Galaxy at FC Dallas - Photos: Home sweet home. 06.10.2007
FC Dallas at Houston Dynamo - Photos: I am never going to wash this hand! As for the rest of me, let's just say I can't get the "Houston" off of me soon enough. 06.04.2007
FC Dallas at Chivas USA: Hi ho, empty net. 05.27.2007
Real Salt Lake at FC Dallas - Photos: Yo, this isn't Red Bull New York, fellas. In-game action captured in exciting blurry, distant detail! 05.20.2007
FC Dallas at Kansas City Wizards: Dario Sala's triumphant return as goalkeeper, hint hint. Plus thumbnail analysis of offense and defense for the uninitiated. 05.12.2007
Red Bull New York at Real Salt Lake: Scoring plays (real and imagined) explained in painstaking detail here, or you could watch the game and see it all happen in front of you. Your call. 05.09.2007
FC Dallas vs New England Revolution - Recap + Photos: Any minute now, my phone is going to ring, and it will be my dedicated ticket agent calling to sell me season tickets for FC Dallas. No idea why, just a hunch. 04.29.2007
Colorado Rapids at FC Dallas - Recap + Photos: Oh, you soooo had to be there. Here is a distant second place while you order tickets to the next game. 04.22.2007
Chivas USA vs Houston Dynamo: Think US professional soccer (let alone any soccer) is boring? It might be time to change your network. Or league. 04.15.2007
